If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...
You can meet hundreds of people at work?or school? you can brush shoulders?♀️, pick their noses?and lick their face? if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated?♀️
It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out?♀️ It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people?
You can still go to a pub? where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs? because Covid doesn’t drink? so it doesn’t go to the pub of course?♀️
But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents? or friends?♀️garden⚘?or house? or in the open air? where social distancing is very easy!
In fact, this is so risky?that councillors are probably sat? round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!
It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots???? as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad?
But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday?
Think that should clear things up!